Here's To The Game!

First of all i'm not talking about the TV show but the game of dog eats dog, boy meets girl and so on. I've learned alot in my 28 years of dealing with these sick, twisted but albeit longing needs in life. My notes are many and my emotions are few, i'm an observer and a connoisseur. I know what you're gonna say and do before you can even have a chance to formulate a decent thought of what is even going on. There are many games that we play in life and believe it or not they all correlate with particular board games, thus if you learn and master these board games, you have mastered or are capable or tackling the tough concepts of the corresponding life game. First the list...

Business - Chess: Simply put, these two go hand and hand (with a few exceptions of course) You are the Queen/King depending on your sex and everybody else is either a Pawn, Rook, Bishop or Knight...see The Game Of Business blog for more details.

People- Monopoly: Now I know you're probably confused with this one seeing Monopoly involves money and property but actually that's the part that makes sense. You have no control in the beginning, there are plenty of fish to choose from so to speak. Now, you have your low income, middle class, upper middle class and down right expensive properties(people). The low income doesn't cost you much, may or may not have alot to offer or need alot of work and might cost you little to nothing to upgrade. But in the end you always ask yourself "Is it worth it?" The middle class already has potential and may not need work at all, but still depending on your level you might not be satisfied. The upper middle class is borderline high maintenance...period. This means you better have a nice wad of cash or a steady paycheck to keep this going. It will already cost you to get in this agreement and once you're in you'll have to keep up the initial part of the deal. Now on to everybody's favorite, the expensive. Ugh, this will exhaust me just thinking about them. First of all most of us can't afford them but would love to have them...they feel the same way. You need money, time and everything else you probably don't have to spare just to even get a good look. If you're lucky enough to get one of them you better be on your A game to keep it or you'll be sent straight to jail (Heartbreak Hotel)...see the blog The Game of Monopoly for more details.

Sex - Clue: Sex is always who did it and what did they do it with. I won't even go any further with this one just yet...blog coming soon.

So these are the three games that basically wraps up life, more games to come.

Twitter

Now anybody who knows me, knows I live on the internet. However i'm very particular about the sites I frequent. Now Twitter is supposedly the hottest up and coming site where you can follow any and everybody and be in their business all day long. Let's be real about it, who wants to be in somebody's business reading their inner most thoughts...well who is really bold enough to post their inner most thoughts and personal business. My twitter simply documents my day as I frequent back and forth to the studio or Guitar Center or work on my script. It's almost irrelevant to talk about anything else, but if I do i'm venting about some person's idiotic action. This also leads me back to yesterday's blog and illiterate celebrities. I am a fan of many but I am also not a fan of many. Browsing these stupid low budget posts make me become less of a fan. I don't knock anybody for their claim to fame, but if I don't like you I have no problem with telling you and telling you why. Of course the celebrities don't care because they have money and plenty other low lifes to worship them but i've never kissed a** and I don't plan on starting now. Regular folks trip me out twitting to these celebrities all on their d***s, go get a job and become your own celebrity. I tested a few twits and reached out to some celebs that were taking questions, what dummies. They can't even give a logical answer to a simple question. Really, what is twitter good for? I'm gonna keep twitting because I actually do stuff in a days time, and some people actually take an interest in what I do and don't worship or want to be me.

Illiterate Celebrities

After viewing constant websites that claim to host celebrity pages like Facebook, Myspace and Twitter, I have found that most celebrities are actually quite illiterate. If these are truly the celebrities that set up and maintain these pages then they need to get their assistants or some educated friends to do it instead. If it is the assistant that's maintaining the page, they need to be fired ASAP. Now i'm not one to idolize or worship celebrities (although I am very fond of Jada Pinkett-Smith and have seen every last one of her movies) I don't really believe that these are celeb pages. If I were a celeb and someone started a fan page after me with a whole bunch of illiterate crap on it, I would have that page erased immediately. I just couldn't see myself being linked on a page where the simplest and easiest words were misspelled and my face is slapped right beside it. I haven't seen too many mistakes on Facebook, however Myspace and Twitter hosts some of the dumbest celebrities I have ever seen...seriously words like Savvy, Definitely, Probably, etc. are seriously misspelled and they try to compensate by using some sort of ebonic shortcut. Keep it real, you can't spell! How sad, you make millions and can barely spell it. Use the spellcheck idiot.